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Well, praise the Lord, Sarah Palin is witch free having had those mean old witches cast out of her body by her preacher, who makes Obama’s former preacher look like Billy Graham. He did all this just by laying his hands on her and praying for their demise. This could be referred to as “the prayer witch project.” Say hallelujah. “It’s the Brother Love travelin’ show.”
Unfortunately, it appears casting out witches has consequences. It’s kinda like chemotherapy. A lot of bad side effects happen with the good. You lose your hair, and get very sick as some good cells die with the bad. In the process of casting out those mean old witches, some brain matter, the part you think with, seems to also have been cast away. Then again, maybe the exorcism was a failure and she is still possessed. That would also explain a few things. Or maybe the reverend cast out the good witches by mistake. Too bad, I like good witches, don’t you?
If you watched Sarah Palin’s interview with Katie Couric and saw her try to explain why the close proximity of Alaska to Russia qualifies her as having foreign relations experience, you are probably still shaking your head or rolling on the floor in hysterics. I did a little of both. It was hard to follow, but, she said something like this, ‘Well, duh. It’s like, when Putin rears his head when he comes into the United States he has to fly over Alaska’s airspace, so, like we know all about them, the Russians are a powerful foreign country and they are on our border, they are right there, don’t you see? ‘
Well, no I don’t see. Speaking of airspace. Yep, that’s what took the place of that brain matter that was cast out with the witches. Airspace.
Airplanes carrying leaders from all over the world used to fly right over my house for years when I was living in Southern California. Using Sarah’s logic, heck, I should be Secretary of the U.N.
Showing the tape of Sarah having the witches exorcized is fair, it happened. The interview with Katie Couric was on national TV, so the viewer can make a judgment for themselves as to the appropriate level of weirdness they find in those two happenings. There is nothing being made up here.
Listen, I spent most of my life in Southern California. I know what a valley girl sounds like. Sarah Palin is a valley girl. I’ll also bet she spells potato with an ‘e’ at the end. Sound familiar?
There are some sleazy commercials finding their way onto TV as well as outright lies being posted on the Internet, so one must be careful. I think the commercial about John McCain’s battle with cancer is as sleazy as it gets. Shame on the group who sponsored this trash. I know John McCain’s health is a factor when he has “Airspace” waiting to take over, but, this commercial is beneath contempt. Take it off the air.
It’s a shame that there is so much ignorance and fear of Muslims that some nefarious characters can use it to try and influence this election by convincing gullible people that Obama is a Muslim. Yes, his middle name is Hussein. Yes, he once donned a turban in a place where that is the practice. Obama is not a Muslim, he is a Christian. No one seems to know the source of these stories about Obama. Wanna bet?
Ann Coulter constantly refers to Obama by his middle name in a not so subtle way of implying that he is Muslim. Other right wing radio talk show hosts do the same thing. A person’s faith, whether they are Jew or Christian, or Muslim, or Hindu, or whatever, should not be an issue unless they want to make their religious beliefs the law of the land, or they have yet to be exorcized of mean old witches, or have already been exorcized of mean old witches.
Just think, we could have witches in the west wing. I see a TV spin-off in the making.
This new version of swift boaters are operating under the assumption that Americans would never vote for a Muslim as president. They are probably right. Hence they want you to believe that Obama is a Muslim. It is a big fat dirty rotten lie being spread by big fat dirty rotten liars. His middle name means he is a Muslim, they say. Using their logic every Peter, Paul, or Mary, to name several, is either a Jewish Christian or a pregnant virgin. Well, it ain’t necessarily so, as the song goes.
Why do people believe this hoax about Obama? Because they want to, that’s why. It’s the same reason the same folks probably believe WWE wrestling is real and not just an act. They’re just plain stupid. Excuse me, Mr. McAdoo did you say TV wrestling is fake and I am stupid if I believe it’s real? Yep, that’s what I said alright, and I’m not taking it back. I’ll take it to my grave.
The Swift boaters got away with their smear campaign against Kerry because nobody fought back effectively. Every decent American must stand up and condemn such tactics, whether it be the sleazy ad about McCain’s cancer or the internet and scandal rag attack upon Obama accusing him of being Muslim.
Politics can be rough and tough and sometimes that is necessary. After all, if a candidate can’t answer simple questions from the press without falling apart or making a fool of themselves, the people need to know that. How can a person who can’t face a journalist without getting flustered, possibly handle the duties of president when times get tough? They can’t.
Glen McAdoo, a Fallon resident, can be reached at glynn@phonewave.net.
Unfortunately, it appears casting out witches has consequences. It’s kinda like chemotherapy. A lot of bad side effects happen with the good. You lose your hair, and get very sick as some good cells die with the bad. In the process of casting out those mean old witches, some brain matter, the part you think with, seems to also have been cast away. Then again, maybe the exorcism was a failure and she is still possessed. That would also explain a few things. Or maybe the reverend cast out the good witches by mistake. Too bad, I like good witches, don’t you?
If you watched Sarah Palin’s interview with Katie Couric and saw her try to explain why the close proximity of Alaska to Russia qualifies her as having foreign relations experience, you are probably still shaking your head or rolling on the floor in hysterics. I did a little of both. It was hard to follow, but, she said something like this, ‘Well, duh. It’s like, when Putin rears his head when he comes into the United States he has to fly over Alaska’s airspace, so, like we know all about them, the Russians are a powerful foreign country and they are on our border, they are right there, don’t you see? ‘
Well, no I don’t see. Speaking of airspace. Yep, that’s what took the place of that brain matter that was cast out with the witches. Airspace.
Airplanes carrying leaders from all over the world used to fly right over my house for years when I was living in Southern California. Using Sarah’s logic, heck, I should be Secretary of the U.N.
Showing the tape of Sarah having the witches exorcized is fair, it happened. The interview with Katie Couric was on national TV, so the viewer can make a judgment for themselves as to the appropriate level of weirdness they find in those two happenings. There is nothing being made up here.
Listen, I spent most of my life in Southern California. I know what a valley girl sounds like. Sarah Palin is a valley girl. I’ll also bet she spells potato with an ‘e’ at the end. Sound familiar?
There are some sleazy commercials finding their way onto TV as well as outright lies being posted on the Internet, so one must be careful. I think the commercial about John McCain’s battle with cancer is as sleazy as it gets. Shame on the group who sponsored this trash. I know John McCain’s health is a factor when he has “Airspace” waiting to take over, but, this commercial is beneath contempt. Take it off the air.
It’s a shame that there is so much ignorance and fear of Muslims that some nefarious characters can use it to try and influence this election by convincing gullible people that Obama is a Muslim. Yes, his middle name is Hussein. Yes, he once donned a turban in a place where that is the practice. Obama is not a Muslim, he is a Christian. No one seems to know the source of these stories about Obama. Wanna bet?
Ann Coulter constantly refers to Obama by his middle name in a not so subtle way of implying that he is Muslim. Other right wing radio talk show hosts do the same thing. A person’s faith, whether they are Jew or Christian, or Muslim, or Hindu, or whatever, should not be an issue unless they want to make their religious beliefs the law of the land, or they have yet to be exorcized of mean old witches, or have already been exorcized of mean old witches.
Just think, we could have witches in the west wing. I see a TV spin-off in the making.
This new version of swift boaters are operating under the assumption that Americans would never vote for a Muslim as president. They are probably right. Hence they want you to believe that Obama is a Muslim. It is a big fat dirty rotten lie being spread by big fat dirty rotten liars. His middle name means he is a Muslim, they say. Using their logic every Peter, Paul, or Mary, to name several, is either a Jewish Christian or a pregnant virgin. Well, it ain’t necessarily so, as the song goes.
Why do people believe this hoax about Obama? Because they want to, that’s why. It’s the same reason the same folks probably believe WWE wrestling is real and not just an act. They’re just plain stupid. Excuse me, Mr. McAdoo did you say TV wrestling is fake and I am stupid if I believe it’s real? Yep, that’s what I said alright, and I’m not taking it back. I’ll take it to my grave.
The Swift boaters got away with their smear campaign against Kerry because nobody fought back effectively. Every decent American must stand up and condemn such tactics, whether it be the sleazy ad about McCain’s cancer or the internet and scandal rag attack upon Obama accusing him of being Muslim.
Politics can be rough and tough and sometimes that is necessary. After all, if a candidate can’t answer simple questions from the press without falling apart or making a fool of themselves, the people need to know that. How can a person who can’t face a journalist without getting flustered, possibly handle the duties of president when times get tough? They can’t.
Glen McAdoo, a Fallon resident, can be reached at glynn@phonewave.net.
